Welcome, fellow persuers of truth and adventure, to the Kolui Chronicles. Now under new management. New look, new home, and..
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now without further ado and time wasting, clear your mind and schedule and enjoy..
Kolui Chronicles: Episode Three-(COMPLETE) A Rise to Power
Part One..